Birthdays.

So it's my birthday today and I'm meant to be out and about celebrating with friends family, party, family get together thingies; but I'm not. I just woke up, no seriously, I slept in until 2:30pm. Yeah, in the afternoon! It was the most luxurious thing I could ever get for a birthday present. Though, I deserved it because I had to wake up at flipping 8:30 am yesterday to get ready for my all you can eat thing with my friends. And thus, I tell you about my day, today first, partly because nothing other than me sleeping has happened. Yesterday was much more eventful.

8th Sep 2012
Okay, I woke up early and really considered why I did an all you can eat thing because I seriously wondered why I had to wake up early for THEM on MY birthday. Well I did and so the day began.
I came late. I know I should have been early and all but hey, birthday girl gets to come fashionably late. *inserts fashionably hair flicking* I got my hugs, I was complimented on my boots and then I herded them off to food. We were seated and ate and talked and left. But in that period of eating and leaving, quite a lot of things happened.
1. The spiking of Lily's water with chicken salt and table salt.
2. The mocking of certain people's "swag" walk outside the glass windows.
3. The playing with all the food.
4. Wasting all the clean plates and cutlery.
5. Throwing the lime jelly around the table because it bounced. (It bounced really high)
6. The forcing of people to eat constantly.
7. The killing of my birthday cake with a butter knife.
8. The receiving of my butcher knife and jug to cut my cake.
9. Singing.
10. Dumping all the cake on Michelle's plate.
11. The opening of my presents.
12. And the mocking of Mariya's inner carrot.

I'm sure there was more, I just can't remember them all. Then came the choosing of what movie to watch and we couldn't and didn't want to watch one. There goes my plan. Instead we went window shopping and I hid from everyone in the lingerie section in Big W. What?! I figured no one would look there. Eventually Michelle, acting as a distraught older sister (I'm older than her) made them call for me over an announcement while I was in the toilets. We left, I got hungry, found food in Safeway and then went across the street to where Francisca worked. Then came Petstock and I ditched everyone again with Lucy to find hot chocolate. I ran with heels in the rain across the car park. Lucy lost her shoe. Then everyone left, I went home and watched Percy Jackson while Natasha cried for her lost of not watching it over the phone for being at one of her RFPs. (Random Filo Party).
Note for you all:
Cindy: I still continue to laugh at your book, I am going to annotate Mariya's face soon. It's tempting.
Mary & Natasha: I started reading the book you gave me. I also turned on your fairy lights, well my brother did, they were rather pretty. I'm considered dressing up in them and yelling "I'm a fairy".
Michelle: I crave making something but I'm honestly too lazy. I will just stare at the picture instead.
Tracy: I have yet to spend your gift card. It says you can spend it at Masters, the one in Sunshine has a McDonalds in it, I wonder does it pay for that?
Lucy: I'm still eating your sugar crystals. They're tasty.

9th Sep 2012
I stayed up till 3am eating chips and avoiding dinner. I know! How terrible of me but I was watching movies and living life while trying to not get tired. Then I went to sleep. I slept. And slept. And slept. Until 2:30pm. And woke up with the craving of my Mocha cake sitting the fridge. I think that is going to be my lunch now. Yeah, it's going to be my lunch, even though Mary doesn't not approve. Well, off to cake.

PS. My facebook is dying and wilting with the overflowing amounts of Happy Birthdays. Just wanted you all to know. And it's really kinda distracting when you're trying to study for a Maths test tomorrow. I know, way to spend your birthday. Studying. Doing a 50 questions chapter review in fact.

Toodles.
Ellen.